insertcoolpunhere:

nobodycars:

darth-loki:

nobodycars:

What drugs does a math major do?

Don’t know, but it must be some serious stuff if it makes them want to major in math

I was gunna say “Anything to make the pain go away” but this is better

why didn’t you say meth

(via modestlyhomo)


1021girl:


snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

1021girl:

snickerdoodlesandsausages:

enjolrasactual:

in-love-with-my-bed:

the-winchesters-creed:

ayellowstateofmind:

Imagine stabbing someone with this knife. 

It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn’t bleed, so it’s not very useful.

if you want information it is

and above, in order, we see a gryffindor, a ravenclaw, and a slytherin

why would you stab a PERSON when you can have TOAST?

There’s the hufflepuff

(via amazing-phandom-isnoton-fire)


angels-and-alcohol:

goddess-river:

what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

also it ups our testosterone levels which makes their complaints incredibly ironic

(via amazing-phandom-isnoton-fire)


thelumpster:

never let me play a game with a customizable character, because i will spend the entire time making the character, instead of playing the actual game

(via amazing-phandom-isnoton-fire)


inspired by (x)

(via amazing-phandom-isnoton-fire)



unclefather:

andhowdoigetthere:

Guess what state I live in

orange juice

unclefather:

andhowdoigetthere:

Guess what state I live in

orange juice

(via amazing-phandom-isnoton-fire)


confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(via amazing-phandom-isnoton-fire)


howling-lights:

howling-lights:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this

image

IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??????

never mind i just found my brother’s blog by accident

(via tattooedsparrows)


piertotum-locomottor:

youvegottthelove:

im-just-a-match-in-water:

toyoungtolivethisway:

officialalltimelow:

Press play and enjoy fuckers.

holy

At first I’m just like “it’s fucking clapping, I don’t ca-” and then he began to sing and I took in such a deep breath my uncle had to make sure I was ok.

GOOD BYE FRIENDS I AM GONE

(via fucmichael)


dropthebeatanddomyacapellas:

illumin-arty:

oc-aso:

giiirl

EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH THIS

this is so important I can’t even emphasize it enough like fuck. watch it.

(via modestlyhomo)


sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’
‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'

sixpenceee:

counterhunter:

‘arent we supposed to have antlers or something’

‘fuck if i know’

'who cares we're mad cute'

(via sprinkleofglitr)


the-clayprofessor:

Justin Lambert

the-clayprofessor:

Justin Lambert